Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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