someone threw a dead crab at me
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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