We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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