where am i from again
he shaved USA in his pubs
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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