i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My ATM looks so different sober.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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