he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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