So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You made out with two different species that night
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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