There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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