how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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