hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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