You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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