so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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