he shaved USA in his pubs
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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