Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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