STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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