Define "chronic" masturbator.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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