i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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