went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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