Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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