I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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