Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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