I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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