Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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