You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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