champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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