he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
