can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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