Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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