Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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