i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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