I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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