So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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