She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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