help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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