I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
His nipple licking is glorious
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