Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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