You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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