he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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