my being single is dangerous.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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We had sex on a dog bed..
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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