My room smells like vodka and shame
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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