Whatcha textin bout Willis?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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