1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
