yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you would pick up someone in the library
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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