I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
babies were throwing up all over the place
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just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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