the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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