I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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