i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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