I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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