we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
no you cant smoke seaweed
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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