He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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