i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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