The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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