ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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