well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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