i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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