I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
