I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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