I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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